On weakening quarrel

THE GAMECOCKS AND THE PARTRIDGE

weakening
/ˈwiːk(ə)n/
make or become weaker in power, resolve, or physical strength: "fault lines had weakened and shattered the rocks"

quarrel
/ˈkwɒrəl/
a heated argument or disagreement, typically about a trivial issue and between people who are usually on good terms: "she made the mistake of picking a quarrel with John"

So this is thefirst day in the yard for young PARTRIDGE

A story of dog eat dog and COCK bashing COCK 

Well, choking the chicken made PARTRIDGE shiver

Then waxing the carrot and out PARTRIDGE cried

And flogging the log made PARTRIDGE quiver

But killing the kitten made PARTRIDGE hide

Back in the yard the cocks kept on banging,

And snowballing, barebacking, rimming and teabagging

Well, PARTRIDGE thought: this is just stupid drama

Poor PARTRIDGE was rammed in the grand slam-o-rama

So, this is the first day in the yard for young PARTRIDGE

A story of dog eat dog and COCK bash COCK

Well, choking the chicken made PARTRIDGE shiver

Then waxing the carrot and out PARTRIDGE cried

And flogging the log made PARTRIDGE quiver

And killing the kitten made PARTRIDGE hide

back in the yard the cocks kept on banging,

and snowballing, barebacking, rimming and teabagging

Well, PARTRIDGE thought: this is just stupid drama

Yes, PARTRIDGE was rammed in the grand slam-o-rama

Poor PARTRIDGE was rammed in the grand slam-o-rama

Amoral Tales
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